*pokes head in* *glances around* *tiptoes in*
*sees you* *suddenly halts* *gestures for you to duck down*
*whisper* Hi! It's good to see you, too. But ssshhhhh, not so loud, we've got to be quiet. An entire ecosystem has developed on my DeviantART page in my absence. See those spiders building webs on my latest deviation? I hear they're a new breed. Very valuable for science. Thanks in part to their diet of mutant mosquitoes, their webs are so powerful that they can trap artist's block.
And see the lichen growing on my Random Favourites? It's bioluminescent, but only when no one is paying attention to it. Please don't lean on it, it might be radioactive, just so you know.
And on my webcam, that vine is--H-hey, careful there! You almost squashed that poor Brainstorm Beetle! Someday it'll really do something great, but first it has to meet others of its kind.
Okay, okay, settle down. I'm sure we can all coexist. You're probably wondering where I went. I don't blame you. I just hope you weren't around during that interim before the Idea Gnats evolved into their current non-venomous variety.
So, succinctly--lack of DA artistic motivation, plus internship, plus relatives, plus craft fair, plus NTWF events, plus travel--equals MUCH MADNESS.
Mostly good madness, if it helps. Still, I apologize for vanishing off the face of the (DeviantART) earth. I've missed seeing the awesome art from you guys! <3 I won't make any promises for being consistently active, but I will at least try not to feel like I can't come back to DA until after I apologize profusely. xD
On the art front, I haven't forgotten about the 10k drawing I promised, but let's just say that by the time I get around to finishing it, I don't think it'll be a 10k drawing any more, and it'll just be a big, happy Thank You drawing. ^^
Also, if you've been wondering/worrying about the state of my Neopian Anomaly comics (The last one was from Halloween last year, geez.), I have what are hopefully exciting plans? I'm working on another arc, but this one is longer and much more complicated than the Lost in the Haunted Woods arc. I'm still scripting, but with a little luck and a ton of time and effort, hopefully it'll be worth the wait. I'm pretty pumped about the story, to be honest! Let's hope I'm up for it.
Let's see, I'm sure I'm forgetting a ton of things to tell you. I feel like so much has happened, and I'm so very out of DA loop. xD So please do talk to me! I hope you've all been rockin' 2014! But how are you? How is life? What news from your end of the woods?? ^^
"Hi, Journal! How are--"
"AAAAAAAUGH!!"
"Sorry! I--"
"YOU?! You came back?!"
"I've been here, I've just been in and out. How is everyone doing? How have you been doing?"
"Me? Oh, I've been doing just fine. Dandy. Peachy."
"...Really?"
"I've been reciting the same cheesy poem for EIGHT. @%&#$. MONTHS."
"Oh... Sorry about that. But I really liked that poem! And nothing really seemed new-journal-worthy, even though I've been busy."
"You'll have to do better than that."
"What do you mean?"
"You utterly fail to update your journal in eight months, and you fall behind in commenting on people's artwork, and you come back here, and you have the nerve to tritely say, 'Oh, sorry, I've been busy.' You can't honestly expect everyone to believe that."
"You mean people are still reading this journal?"
"Not the point! You must have done something noteworthy in eight months."
"Well... It's probably boring."
"We'll be the judges of that."
"Uhh...alright. I'm still job hunting. And still been doing that volunteer job-thing at the museum, which is super cool."
"Lovely. You must have done something else."
"Those two things take up a surprising amount of time!"
"I'm sure they do. I'm sure they take up just as much precious time as all your vital sleeping and internet-browsing."
"Be that as it may. Anyway, in February, I finished this big story I've been writing on and off for years. And...and I've been to doctor's appointments, a wedding, a family road trip, a festival... I had some art in an art show, and I participated in some awesome (and mildly life-consuming) events on the NTWF, and I got to meet some really cool people. My family went to the beach for a short vacation (and I got an awful shoulder sunburn), and--OH! I unfortunately had to get braces on my lower teeth, again. Blech. But I tried to get glow-in-the-dark O-rings for them, and it'll be for less than a year this time, so I guess it'll be okay. Just an annoyance on top of everything else. I'm sure I'm forgetting a lot of important events, though. ....Does THAT answer your question, Journal?"
"Huh, what? Sorry, I stopped listening after 'doctor's appointments.' "
"JOURNAL!"
"Alright, yeah, you win! Your life hasn't exactly been journal fodder lately. It's been a big heap of boring."
"You're not supposed to agree. I'm trying to make headway here."
"I'll send well wishes to you, then: Next time, may you update your Journal both sooner and with more exciting news. Good deal?"
"I guess so."
"Lovely! Now get to it!"